As we all know by now, Sarah Palin (Michael is funnier) is the Vice-Presidential running mate of John McCain. As we also know, she has about as much right to be vice-president as I have of hitting clean-up for the TB Rays. (Trust me, I couldn't do it.) The Republican'ts have swallowed the Palin Kool-Aid with gusto. But they have a problem. There are a full two full months until the election, and no one knows anything about Sarah. How do they keep that secret for sixty + days.
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Enter
Palin-Watch
. Each day we'll keep tabs on the rising young star of the Republican party (She is quite young for a Republican, judging from the average age of the party-goers this week.) She Will not face the media in any substantive way for a while, because there is no question that you could ask an Obama, or a Biden, or even a McCain that she could answer, outside of influence peddling and turning up the screws on oil companies. So in the meantime, she is going to be tutored on foreign policy issues by the Bush Administration. (I'm not kidding!) It is like being tutored by the Catholic Church on Birth Control, which apparently she has already done. So how long will it take? How long will it take for someone to ask her about monetary issues with China, or trade agreements with Central America, or Cloture rules, or God Forbid, the current state of the Supreme Court. Will it happen before the debate or after, or at all. Will they spin this as the media is out to get her, so she won't talk to them? Will their be some great revelation that exonerates her from all her culpabilities back home in Alaska? Will she speak then?