As you all probably know by now, Ebay-Afficionado, the "Community Dis-Organizer", Sarah Palin is secluded in Lord-knows-where, insulated against all realities of life serving the country graciously, as she bones up for her second coming re-introduction to the treacherous world of leading a country.
Too bad that McCain had to unveil her before she was ready to face dangerous tasks such as facing the American people to explain her qualifications and plans. But, of course, we all know that she is READY - what many of you don't know (yet) is the answer to the question: READY FOR WHAT? My sources are telling me that Palin was not too pleased at her premature first introduction to the world and she had been letting the McCain bumblers handlers hear it in unprintable words.
Sources close to the so-very-non-elite Sarah Palin's Quick-Study Boot Camp are confirming that her tutors are quite sympathetic to her predicaments and have been taking her sides as she lashed out at the original Moose-hunting Veterinarians who mangled the vetting process. I am told that, in solidarity with Palin, Professor Joementum had taken the following REQUIRED study materials off Palin's list, calling them "irrelevant", "demeaning" and "oh-so-leftwing":
My fly-on-the-wall at the Boot Camp assured me that me that Sarah Palin is putting in long and tedious study hours and will graduate with full honors and be well prepared to answer ALL outstanding and non-sexist questions in a few hours days weeks .... oh, well....look, over there! Obama Taxes Your Kittens!
Please enjoy yourself in some other ways while you wait for the awesomest beauty queen to ever hit the political circuit in like, totally, OMG! 4-EVAH!