I'd like to see these very simple ads:
"Throw the Bums Out", Part 1:
[At the Repo convention, a McCain look-alike at the podium (jello-green background optional), as he rises to his closing crescendo]:
"My friends, its time to throw the bums out!"
[Pan to convention audience, taking up the chant}:
"Throw the bums out! Throw the bums out!"
[Zoom to one puzzled conventioneer]:
"Wait -- we are the bums!"
[Pan back to McCain, quizzical look on his face]:
"We are the bums???"
[back to convention audience, taking up the chant]:
"We are the bums! We are the bums!"
[Pan back to McCain -- speechless, with total confusion on his face]
[Fade to black screen, with text and voiceover]:
"Duh, , , ,"
"Throw the Bums Out", Part 2:
[Angry crowd in front of official looking door, complete with axes, pitchforks, and "change" signs" -- at the head of the crowd an enthusiastic McCain, who says]:
"Friends, we are going to change Washington! We are going to throw the bums out!"
[With McCain at the head the crowd rushes the door, shouting, pounding and flailing with axes and pitchforks.]
[Pan to the inside, as McCain, followed by angry crowd, bursts through the door, to find --
McCain, sitting at his desk, obviously startled.]
[The two McCains eye each other in silence, puzzled looks on their faces.]
[fade to black, with text and voiceover]:
"What do you think McCain means when he talks about change?"
Variation on Part 2:
[Same set up as Part 2, with crowd assaulting the door.]
[Pan to inside as McCain bursts through the door and finds himself in -- the Oval Office. He straightens his collar and jacket and strides towards a smiling Bush look-alike. Look-alike Cheney and Rove are laughing in the backgroundj. As Bush and McCain greet one another, Bush says]:
"I didn't think that would work!"
[Fade to black, with text and voiceover]:
'It won't."