Good morning.
"This is God speaking: Change yr timing belt."
"Say whaaat?"
"Yeah, like it 3 grand if you forget to; engine go crunch"
Okay, I late, slept in, was having this funny dream about my neighbor up the road, that the evelette carpools with a couple of days a week to work. Doesn't keep up on the maintenance because it cost too much. Honda Pilot engine is now a boat anchor.
Don't let that happen to you, homers.
Shop is open, thanks for coming by. I'll be here.
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