Controversy broke out on the post-game field in Tampa, Florida as the Pittsburgh Steelers accepted the Vince Lombardi Trophy as Super Bowl XLIII Champions. Rush Limbaugh, the most influential voice in today's GOP, rushed the field during the celebration wielding a McCulloch chainsaw, screaming at the top of his lungs that the Lombardi Trophy needs to be sawn in a 54/46 proportion to match the proportionate share of points each team scored.
While security initially did not notice the 325 pound radio host rushing the stage, once it became obvious that he was not merely a retired former lineman gone to pot, officials tackled Limbaugh and led him off of the field.
Soon after, James Carville picked up the chainsaw Limbaugh dropped and started juggling it with two flaming bowling pins. "Mary never lets me do this at home," Carville quipped.
The end.