Sometimes, you just can't make this stuff up. After intense preparation, including how to "pronounciate" (not pronounce or pronuciate, but pro-noun-ciate) the words, the plumber named Sam (formerly known as Joe) has taken himself to Israel where he is serving as a war correspondent for a wingnut website.
In what seems to be his first dispatch from somewhere near the front lines (at least from somewhere in Israel, although one didn't necessarily hear bombs bursting in air or see the rockets' red glare), Joe the War Correspondent has announced that "I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war," which for those of us for whom English is our native language, I assume means what he said later, that "I think media should be abolished from reporting" and "I think the media should have no business in it."
One wonders whether Joe, given the blinding brilliance of this insight, has given up his "war correspondent" career and decided to return to Ohio and his career as a plumber, or whether he thinks there should be only one correspondent allowed in any war zone -- namely "Joe the War Correspondent."