Those stupid motherfuckers down in fucking South Carolina need to crack open a motherfucking Constitution once in a fucking while. Demo-fucking-Cratic State Senator Robert Ford, who wouldn't know freedom if Jesus kicked him in the balls with it,introduced General Motherfucking Bill S.56 making motherfucking, cocksucking profanity Goddamn, fucking illegal.
Fucking Christ on a Shit Dipped Cross! What is the fucking country coming to?
This very fucking sentence is a fucking felony in the stupid fucking state of South Fucking Caro-fucking-lina:
SECTION 1. Article 3, Chapter 15, Title 16 of the 1976 Code is amended by adding:
"Section 16-15-370. (A) It is unlawful for a person in a public forum or place of public accommodation wilfully and knowingly to publish orally or in writing, exhibit, or otherwise make available material containing words, language, or actions of a profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent nature.
(B) A person who violates the provisions of this section is guilty of a felony and, upon conviction, must be fined not more than five thousand dollars or imprisoned not more than five years, or both."
Five fucking years for writing "fuck"? Fuck those motherfuckers!
SECTION 2. Article 3, Chapter 15, Title 16 of the 1976 Code is amended by adding:
"Section 16-15-430. (A) It is unlawful for a person to disseminate profanity to a minor if he wilfully and knowingly publishes orally or in writing, exhibits, or otherwise makes available material containing words, language, or actions of profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent nature.
(B) A person who violates the provisions of this section is guilty of a felony and, upon conviction, must be fined not more than five thousand dollars or imprisoned not more than five years, or both."
Fucking vulgar? Lewd? Lacivious? The whole South Carolina legislature can suck a motherfucking donkey dick! How's that for fucking lewd and lacivious?
SECTION 3. Section 16-15-305(A)(3) of the 1976 Code is amended to read:
"(3) publishes orally or in writing, exhibits, or otherwise makes available anything obscene to any a group or individual; or"
Fuck those fucking South Carolina motherfuckers. If the fucking governor signs this fucking shitty monstrosity into fucking law, the only fucking reason I would ever go to that fucked up, shitty state is to take a shit on their state fucking flag right on the fucking capital steps and light that shit on fire.
Fuck them.
Via: P.Z. Meyers, Uncle Fucker.
Fucking update: South fucking Carolina tries to outlaw my favorite fucking show: