There were five occasions during which I experienced such a galloping joyousness and unbridled sense of hope that the usual stable-hands of fear and anxiety were at a lose to corral my exuberance back into the stable . The inauguration of Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United States shall be the sixth. Giddyap on past the fold, partner, and I'll share my flask...
My initial slurps from the Trough of Great Happiness corresponded to the birth of each of my five children and believe me when I tell you that having those moments flash once more before my eyes shall render my final ride off into the sunset an event not without perks. I only wish you could have been there.
As we are, this day, the vanguard of a nation being reborn, I say let nothing come between us and this glorious happenstance. Moreover, as a fledgling member of this extraordinary community, one who is sometimes dismayed over certain Hatfield and McCoy moments that occasionally break out here, I say let nothing come between ourselves and each other. Let us clothe ourselves in that same rare fabric donned by all newborns as they make their celebrated and mysterious entrances into the world, complete and utter nakedness!
Take it off, I say, take it all off, and let's party like it's [insert your birth time,date, and year here]!
P.S. - A few additional reasons to get naked now, for those who may require a little extra nudge: 1. Because the truth is always naked, no matter how much money the RNC spends to try and conceal it 2. Fairly certain edscans body emits a certain type of ray to which limited exposure can mitigate wrinkling and age-spots 3. Dkos mass nakedness bound to make a believer out of pastor agnostic 4. Satisfy the curiosity you've always harbored about what [insert appropriate dkoser here] looks like without their keyboard on 5. Entertainment/edification value of watching Alec82 get us all off should we be dragged in for public indecency 6. See how many notes it takes to name the tune emanating from Lava20's body 7. Because newborn babies are beautiful and naked, and today, God willing, we, as a people, are all newborn!