Thank you President Bush for not being gentle with the terrorists who would destroy us. I know it’s hard for some people to understand that sometimes one has to bend morality itself in order to accommodate new reality, such as the mind-blowingly existential threat of terrorists in Central Asian caves. But we got a lot of good information from the despicable folks who were waterboarded, leading in turn to a lot of excellent decisionmaking for the past eight years. Too bad all of that is coming to an end.
THANK YOU, PRESIDENT BUSH
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