It is now being reported by VERY reliable news sources, and by secrit emails from trustworthy anonymous inside sources (known ONLY to me) AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS of government confirming what many of us already knew.
This URGENT situation, has been formenting for quiet a wile now, and truth be told, our prescience has gone UNHEEDED by the foolish masses, who will rue the day they dared doubt THE TRUTH!
This day is now upon us like the kyak over the Whitewater* or the BULL mouse charging. Now is not time to panic, but stand as one AGAINST this force of WICKEDNESS that is determined to destroy our childrens soles as they sleep like the innocent children they are in the crib secure in the bosom of saftey, unknowing of the DISASTER that is standing right BEHIND YOU!!!
I have been directed to break the code of silence, so that a select few might escape utter ANIHILATION.
ATTATCHED MEMORANDUM:
From: Mr. Esah. YANCE @triad.org%centralcommand [MONTUAK SOCIETY]
TO: deepcover22/7@hegemon%swordfish.com
ident key code: 57J98oa18989uMkR5221BUZp900
DIRECTIVE: The barrel has flashed the cheese
Delete upon receipt
If you are not the average dumbass libtard, like I, only you KNOWS what that memo means and the ACTION that must be taken before the Predator drones arrive at your location. DONT listen to the critics, as they are all agents who have been recently activated (you know what that means).
Myself and a select few of the upper ranking echelon have formed an alliance with another agency so as to protect our flanks from secret operatives bend on our destruction. Only we stand between the helpless masses and decimation of our IDEALS they swore an oath to destroy by ANY MEANS POSSIBLE. WE have rendered their GEOS-IX satilight inoperable from 17:02 (zulu) until 17:44 (zulu). Keyhole capabilities will be re-routed to hidden servers with in the PS3 online gaming network to mask our TRUE intentions. Only a MORON would doubt this.
Should this transmission be intercepted by EVIL doers, we will of course have the last laugh, as a modified virus will infect all that download here.
Contrary to the elite intellengencia's common "wisdom" we have thought of every contingency, and are prepared to initiate DRASTIC countermeasures to ensure total victory.
Do not yeild, prepare for the oncoming sunami and fill your gas tank and don't open your door to anyone not possessing the secret phrase:
UPDATE: this transmission is available on iTunes podcast