Good morning, GUSsacks. Due to my mind's willful attempt to repress my Wednesday morning PTA obligation, I volunteered for this diary slot and forgot that I had to leave the house at 8:30. However, I will be in and out until then, and I will update the diarist schedule as needed upon my return... provided that I don't wind up in the slam for taking my aggression out on one of the problem mothers. It's kind of a crap shoot, but I'll do my best.
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