Random bat droppings when they speaketh amongst themselves, or thinketh they speaketh to stupid people (which is redundant).
"For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ."
Ronald Reagan
So, how's that going for ya Saint Ronnie?
"We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs."
- Senator Phil Gramm (R-TX)
Would this be the same guy that fled McCain's staff and is hiding in a bank vault in Switzerland?
"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job"
George W. Bush
Having earned the title of TWPIH (The Worst President in History), I'm sure W is wondering who the fuck that was telling his brain to do everything wrong.
"Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."
- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, 01-18-95
Sorry, Pat, that would be a god fearin' wingnut librul hater.
"Environmentalists are a socialist group of individuals that are the tool of the Democrat Party. I'm proud to say that they are my enemy. They are not Americans, never have been Americans, never will be Americans."
- Rep. Don Young (R-AK), Alaska Public Radio, 08-19-96
This guy was definitely a socialist,tree huggin',un-American enemy. Ask any republican.
"Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist."
- Rep. Tom DeLay (R-TX), House Majority Whip, during a debate on increasing the minimum wage, Congressional Record, H3706, 04-23-96
That's right you dancin' fool. And the slave sweatshops and forced abortion parlors in The Marianas Islands don't exist either, right?
"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."
Rush Limbaugh, June 12, 2009
Words spoken by a man with a body that is perfect for radio.
"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
George H.W. Bush
A Thousand Points of Doucheness.
"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand."
James Watt (Secretary of the Interior)
BONUS QUOTE:"Everything Cheney's saying, everything the president's saying - they're saying exactly what we were saying 20 years ago, precisely ... Twenty years later, it sounds like they've just dusted off the old work."
Is this what he meant by The Second Coming? How prescient.
"The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian."
Jesse Helms
Would somebody in North Carolina please check the cemetery to see if this POS is still dead?
"I would like to outlaw contraception...contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure."
Joseph Scheidler (Pro-Life Action League)
Tell me then Joe, why did your god make it feel so damned good and do you have one child for every time that nasty, dirty stuff shoots out of your weenie ? note~ He has 7 kids, so maybe that's true.
"George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God."
Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin
Sir, yes sir, your god wanted to kill American soldiers for Jesus' Oil so he appointed an idiot for Commander In Chief.
"Rail as they will about 'discrimination,' women are simply not endowed by nature with the same measures of single-minded ambition and the will to succeed in the fiercely competitive world of Western capitalism."
Pat Buchanan
Hey Pat, I double dog dare you to say that to Rachel Maddow. Go ahead, she'll get a real hoot out of it.
"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good...Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called by God to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want pluralism."
Randall Terry (Operation Rescue)
All together now. Yes, Jesus hates you, this I know. For the Bible tells me so.
"I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down"
Bill Bennett
And if you shot every bookie in D.C, you'd have millions of your dollars back.
"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."
Rush Limbaugh
3 women have married and dumped this turd. hmmm, wonder why? Perhaps his prescription for Viagra lapsed.
"Don't use the word 'gay' unless it's an acronym for 'Got Aids Yet'"
Bob Dornan (Rep. R-CA)
Well, we know what this dingleberry will be doing in Hell.
"Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?"
Sen. Rick Santorum
Relax Rick, and enjoy a frothy beverage. I think it is rather evident that America has about a gazillion more problems than defending marriage. See ya in Iowa. hahahahhaha
"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that"?
George W. Bush
"Why yes it is unique, Mr. President. I need 3 jobs for the insurance. One policy covers me only from my toes to my knees, the second covers my groin area as long as i don't don't do anything dirty with my woman parts, and the third covers my head, which needs examined because I voted for you."
and finally, the biggest lie told by every wingnut politician...
...and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Oh, never trust them if they have their clothes as well.