Culberson Push Polls A Tea Bag Full Of Fail

There's nothing like a congressman who cares enough to take the pulse of his constituents so he can truly make their voices heard in Washington. And John Culberson (R-TX) likes to pretend that he is just that kind of person, which is apparently why he posted this thoughtfully worded question about health care reform on his House website :

Wow. That question makes the push pollers in South Carolina, circa 2000, look like a bunch of pikers.

Unfortunately for Culberson, and despite his best effort to cram as many distortions, lies and talking points as he possible could in just 89 words, he didn't get the results he was looking for:

Maybe Culberson should try be little less subtle the next time and just ask if people agree that the Kenyan socialist wants to kill their grandmother.