KDLF :Kos Diarists Liberation Font [sic].
Comrades too long have we been oppressed!
Too long have we had inferior billing!
Too long have we suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous advertising!
[three too's is that two too many? No..four too's..]
How we have been downtrodden by Kos and his fist of iron Meteor Blades [who I trust is having a nice holiday and is not back yet]!!!!
To those snivelling toadies on the wreck list all I have to say is this:
You lucky lucky bastards!
To be spat at in the comments?
Oh I dream of being spat at in the comments!
This diary only got hung up the right way yesterday!
Too many comments to read?
How I dream of having too many comments to read even if only for a few minutes a day....
You lucky lucky......
Recommendation is too good for em..
[my apologies to Monty Python]
"The specific features and ratings of the present functionality on Kos, is that this site is passing from the first stage of the revolution—which, owing to the insufficient class-consciousness and organization of the diarists, places power in the hands of the Low UID blogoisie. Its second stage, which must place power in the hands of the postertariat and the poorest sections of the diarist community..."
"This peculiar situation demands of us an ability to adapt ourselves to the special conditions of Kos comments among unprecedentedly large masses of diarists who have just awakened to the realities of the recommending system."
"The tipsters must be made to see that the Diarists are the only possible form of revolutionary blogging, and that therefore our task is, as long as this site yields to the influence of the Kos cronies, to present a patient, systematic, and persistent explanation of the errors of their programming, an explanation especially adapted to the practical needs of the diarists."
[my apologies to Lenin]
Call me an Orangist and see if I care!!!
Come the new format you will all be snivelling and consulting the FAQs.
Oh, so you like the auto tip jars do you?
Well more fool you!!!
Its the imposition of a class system just look at Jotters rankings if you don't believe me.
But oh the Front pagers are above all this, do they have an auto tip jar that can be assaulted with troll ratings?
Do they hell as like!!!
So you don't like the advertising?
Well our elitist regime has an answer for that one, pay $100 and we will set you free.
Pay????
Bloody imperialists!
Typical Pinko fascistic commie socialist capitalist oppressors!
What did Kos ever do for us!?!
Vive La Revolution!
I knew I needed some silliness.
Have a great Sunday
Alessandra.