I've been having issues with Kos loading tonight. And, in a highly scientific poll of one other person, I've discovered I'm not alone. Clearly, this means that there's a new conspiracy against us. And I'm naming suspects. We all know that if this happened to the wingnuts they'd blame ACORN and Obama. But we have a more open mind here at Kos - we consider alternate possibilities.
And, with a complete lack of evidence, I'm going to blame:
Well, I'll let everyone vote on who to blame
The suspects:
Michelle Bachmann. She thought Kos's server hid more pages of the health care bill.
Lou Dobbs: He thought Kos's server was an illegal immigrant.
Rush Limbaugh: He needed the server space to store more of his bullshit.
Dick and Lynn Cheney: The server is a terrorist.
Glenn Beck: The server wears Che Guevera T-shirts and is affiliated with the SEIU.
Sean Hannity: He needed server space to store more of those fake crowd shots.
Orly Taitz: The server has Obama's true birth certificate.
Michelle Malkin: she wanted to discover more evidence that global warming is a myth
Joe Wilson: YOU LIE!
Other suspects may be added to the lineup but they won't make the poll. Such as blaming canada.
ETA: I'm surprised no one's blamed Rushbo yet. He must be losing his touch.
And, the site's working OK for me again, and I think it's because a pootie mention came in and saved the day.