l ' affair tiger gives us a unique opportunity
we get to shout " fornicator ! fornicator ! "
and then we can pick up the first stone
throw it and yell " sinner ! sinner ! sinner ! "
again and again and again
how far america has fallen !
there was a time not long ago when every man would have said
" way to go daddy o ! " and many a woman would have thought
" those flat footed brazen hussies ! he should have picked me ! "
imagine it was frank sinatra this happened to
he would call a news conference walk to the mike
take a drag from his cigarette exhale then say
" broads ! cant live with or without them "
and everyone would laugh call him " chairman of the board "
then off to vegas and a gig at the sahara with sammy and dino where
jokes would be made songs sung and merriment would take place
but look at us now . america has become a place
where a man can no longer enjoy the fruits of his labor
a wife and kids here and a dame in every other port
what a cotton picking shame !