I know it sucks, it really does, but I can't give you this half of a loaf even though you are starving to death. If we start handing half loaves to everyone, it will be keep the evil breadmaker who bakes half loaves in business and nothing will change. You really deserve a whole loaf! I promise we'll get you that loaf. Even though history says you'll have to starve another 10-15 years, I think we might be able to get you the whole loaf you deserve in a year or so.