I have been ranting and raving about healthcare for the past few days...both here and on my blog. Yes, we'll get something...which is better than nothing, but we were soooo damn close. But because certain individuals accepted that we need 60 to ever get anything, (unlike the GOP, who only need a handful apparently), I am not holding my breath for a whole lotta change.
So I am entitled to blow off some steam. And have a completely irrelevant, stupid, silly diary. I can't think of anything to post on Facebook. So I did what any loser would do, I ripped them off. Here are my favorites.
Robert D."The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." – George Washington
Micah G. wonders what a civilization of puppets would use as currency.
Luke E. Why is the jeopardy theme song stuck in my head? It is giving me a false sense of anxiety.
James L. thinks the big apple will be an adjustment after a month without fruit or vegetables
Noah C. I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.
Joey R. Google Dirty Harry, then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
Monica R. silly little muffins, getting eaten by all the people. one day. the muffins will eat us too.
Larry C. "Map Quest Should Really start at number 5. I think I can Get out of my own neighborhood."
Larry C. "I wish My work had a cafe disco."
Micha "wonders if people in asia get tattoos of english letters on their bodies"
Jenna "finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box sed 2-4 years :)"
Joe is finally old enought to realize his father is right, but now his kids think he's wrong
Joe Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
Katie used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
Katie dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
Dave says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Katie is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd
SemDem is asking kossacks to contribute the funniest comment they ever got in this diary.
SemDem just did a whole diary on facebook statuses. Time to leave the house and get a life.