You may have seen the Orly News in BarbinMD's Open Thread - Charles Edward Lincoln III, the Disbarred Attorney/Felon Ex-Con who became Orly's Paralegal, Paramour, and Partner in All Things Birtheristic, feels betrayed now that Orly has dumped him . He's been ranting on his blog, hurling bricks and bouquets. He adores Orly, he detests her. He rats her out.
But the tastier dish is here.
Gawker points us to this CELIII email, a real gem. "Lincoln posted a letter he sent Orly. Then he thought better of it and unposted it, but look at that, there it is, on the internet. " And it's a winner!
Just a few excerpts for your delectation. I really recommend you click through and read the whole thing. Who couldn't use a good laugh right about now? Between the rock of Christmas and the hard place of New Years, between HCR and the Crotch Bomber, we deserve a levity break. Won't you come in and sit down? Um, not in the dental chair. (You'll see why later...)
Remember, this is the Birther Queen, who inspired thousands of Tea Baggers to declare President Obama illegitimate because she didn't like the color of his birth certificate. So I have no qualms about helping Charles Edward Lincoln III air his grievances. In fact I will sit in the front row. Rant on, Charles!
In the email below, Orly has written Charles about a legal matter. They've been partnering in foreclosure cases. I don't quite understand their system but it seems that Charles gets the homeowner to sign over her foreclosed house to him, then he goes to the bank and says, I'm the owner, show me the note! Then somehow he gets to keep the house. Or something like that. Anyway, he can't run the scam without Orly to sign off on the filings for him, since he is disbarred. Somewhere along the line Orly alleged that Charles forged her signature on one of these documents, so they are in court over that. Or something.
Regardless, Orly has written to Charles, for the first time after their tragic breakup of November 4. Poor Charles responds:
Freitag, den 11. Dezember 2009, 0:25:50
Dear Orly:
So what's this about addressing me (in your... letter below) as "Mr. Lincoln?" If your're going to be artificially impersonal, couldn't you at least call me "Dr. Lincoln?" [!!] I would always give you the honorific title to which you are entitled by education...if I didn't call you "Orly"...You had previously told me not to write to you ever again, but I guess the fact that you've written this letter gives me license to respond... and I feel I must respond, because you are putting me in a worse and worse predicament.
[Some grafs in which Charles laments that it's bad enough Orly called off the affair, but now she's ruining his business!]
As I told you a thousand times if I told you once: you had re-awakened in my heart, body and soul a hunger that I had allowed to die, a hunger for life and love and a woman's companionship and touch. Without your voice, without your touch, without the feel of your beautiful smooth pale "blue-blooded" skin and the brightness of your eyes like bright flickering candles, ORLY, my life as gone dark indeed--very dark.
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I miss you too much, I love you too much, I need you too, too much. And really and truly, I need you in court even more than I need you in bed or in my life generally. I just need YOU Orly. [How could a girl resist that?]
[Charles outlines the numerous legal cases he NEEDS her to help him with.]
These cases are worth millions and millions of dollars, and I can do them if you'll help me - or should I ask Philip J Berg and Lisa Liberi to work with me? [These are Orly's sworn enemies, Birthers who've sued her over god knows what]....I am not turning on you except to the precise degree that you turn on me, you know? At least I'm giving you fair warning of what is happening, what will happen... how can I be any fairer to you than that?). [This guy's a catch Orly. Leave your husband for him, srsly.]
Somehow, somewhere, there are lawyers who will help me, but my association with you has tainted me for life...
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Let me guess: you promised your husband Yosi [there's a clue this was written with publication in mind - Orly already knows what her husband's name is] that you wouldn't have any dealings with me after a certain day and then you did, but I'll bet you didn't tell him what we did on your dentist's chairs on Tuesday November 3, or if you did, I'll bet you didn't describe it in much detail...
Okay, ick. Ick. Ick. Ick. There's much more at the link, Charles is nothing if not long-winded. Still, it's quite schadenfreudelicious to see the glass houses adage in full bloom here. Do enjoy. So can we assume 2009 was the beginning and the end for the "Birther Movement?"
Orly New Year to You!
Extra Maybe Charles is just a lover of bare arms. From Orly (at her infected site):
there is a lot of corruption in the judiciary, just as it is in the government and Congress. Until people will take to the streets and demonstrate preserving their 2nd amendment rights to bare arms and organise in militias, the judges will keep deciding for the usurper
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Okay then.
Update Nolu Chan, pre-eminent Orly scholar (seriously, he's expert on all things Orlyesque), runs down the CELIII story, including the alleged forgery of Orly's signature on the foreclosure documents.