This is my first diary, and hopefully an instructive example of the type of madness that awaits the working musician who's played one too many Christmas songs and/or drank a little too much eggnog. Will Holiday induced dementia be covered in the Senate Health bill?
Santa Is A Socialist
Santa is a socialist
His dirty secret's out
Ol Kringle he’s a communist
I can prove beyond a doubt
He gives presents to the poor kids
That’s one dead giveaway
And you tell me just what is up
With that Red suit anyway
He’s got FreeMarket Jesus
Tied up at the North Pole
He’s out to win the children’s hearts
And then he’ll steal their souls
And if you don’t believe me
Consider this my friend
You know you can’t spell Santa
Without S-A-T-A-N
Santa is a socialist
You’ll see it if you’re smart
Just put his photo side by side
With one of old Karl Marx
Notice how you never see ‘em
Both in the same place
I swear they’re both the same guy
It’s time the truth was faced
He comes down through the chimney
That’s an awful sneaky trait
He expects us all to give him
Free cookies on a plate
Yeah Kringle is a communist
Here’s all the proof I need
His elves are all on welfare
With free health care guaranteed
On Castro! On Chavez! On Trotsky! On Lenin!
On Putin! On Stalin! On Biden! On Franken!
Santa is a socialist
Here’s all the proof I’m needin’
He lives way up by Canada
Denmark France and Sweden
And if you still don’t think St Nick’s
A dirty commie louse
Just consider he can see
Russia from his house
Yeah Kringle is a communist
Pure pinko through and through
I saw it on Glenn Beck’s show
So you know it must be true
But if you KoolAid drinkers doubt
This chilling expose
I heard a nasty rumor
The Easter Bunny’s gay