Crossposted from Hillbilly Report.
Mitch McConnell. As a citizen of Kentucky I must apolegize yet again to the whole enlightened world that my state has elected and re-elected an evil, little man that works his ass off for the greediest and least patriotic among us all while representing the oppressive Communist government of China in the process. This man cares nothing of his country or the majority of the people within it as long as he has power he can wield to insure that 99% of Americans are at the mercy of the Chinese government and any Corporation with a checkbook.
Unfortunately for our country and for anyone in the world that believes in freedom and fairness this man has had a successful career destroying the middle-class, outsourcing our jobs to take advantage of oppressed virtual slave labor and joyously rubber-stamping George W. Bush as they caused the needless deaths of thousands of people, wasted over a trillion dollars and crashed our economy just in time to bail out their greedy kindred spirits while saying to hell with the rest of us.
After failing in trying to deny health coverage to millions of American children he has now set his sights on doing whatever he can with his disgraced caucus to deny health coverage to low-wage workers, what is left of the middle-class, and folks who are sick. All while claiming to be a Christian, McConnell has made a career of being an evil, greedy, enemy of the whole enlightened world. Unfortunately for anyone with a shred of descency, he has many weapons still at his disposal to try and once again deliver a victory to his greedy, shallow and often brainwashed cult of admirers.
Already his kindred spirits have released a "playbook" on how to defeat Universal Healthcare for millions of folks who desperately need it, while the taxpayers of this country have provided him with a "Cadillac Plan" of his own:
A clue to exactly how McConnell intends to handle this balancing act came Wednesday, when New Hampshire Sen. Judd Gregg sent Republican colleagues a memo on parliamentary strategy they could use to offer amendments and extend debate. Democrats quickly labeled the letter an "obstructionist playbook" and pointed to the Kentucky lawmaker as the brainpower behind GOP stall tactics.
"I think it’s clearly not the case that the Republicans want to delay a process that we’ve only now gotten an opportunity to participate in, since this has been a strictly partisan adventure from the beginning, McConnell said, at one point stifling a chuckle. "But we’ll have an opportunity over a number of weeks to offer amendments."
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Yes that is right Mitch laugh. You can afford to. Because of people like you however, too many Americans cannot. It is ridiculous for you to say that you have not had an opportunity to participate in the process of the healthcare debate. Republicans have been given every chance to do just that in the preceding months but instead of participating and trying to find real solutions they have made fools of themselves, lied to and scared the hell out of the weak minded, and rallied their corporate greed-meisters to defeat anything that would help anyone not among their elite ranks. McConnell has had plenty of chances to participate in the debate but because he is a selfish piece of garbage the only participation he wants is to lie, obstruct, and laugh as thousands of Americans die because they cannot afford the coverage they pay for for Mitch McConnell.
McConnell summed it up nicely when debating whether to extend benefits to those who lost their jobs because of the idiotic policies he rubber-stamped when his god-king George W. Bush ran the show:
"Well, Senator McConnell’s spokesman laid it out pretty well a couple of weeks ago when he spoke about simple extension of employment insurance," said Reid’s spokesman, Jim Manley, in reference to an article last month in the National Journal that quoted an unnamed GOP aide. "He said we’re at war and sometimes you have to take prisoners. It’s one of the most disgraceful statements I’ve heard in a long time, and it aptly describes their approach to health care."
For the first time ever, I must agree with the Senator from Communist China. We are at war. Mitch McConnell and those he represents are enemies of the American way of life, of freedom, and of progress. He will continue to fight to roll back the enlightenment, and indeed many of us will continue to fight against him because he quite simply is an enemy of all that is decent in the world.
Unfortunately there are already many ideas rolling around in his twisted, warped, and psychotic brain about how to deny the unwashed masses who are not worthy of him the same security he has. They include possibly recieving help from his kindred spirits, Corporate Democrats, and of course bringing social issues he really cares nothing about into the fray:
One method McConnell could employ is to look at the kinds of amendments Democrats are going to offer, especially those drafted by moderate Democrats, to see which measures Republicans could support, either because they’re poison pills that could kill the legislation or because they’re worth supporting, Ornstein said.
There is also the option of adding amendments on illegal immigration, abortion or guns — explosive issues that could attract moderate Democrats skittish about the health care overhaul.
Of course the fact that during recent Democratic Administations and early in the Obama Administration nobody has tried to take a gun away from any redneck that was too stupid to have one, and the fact that during the six years that McConnell and his ilk controlled all three branches of government not one serious attempt was made to outlaw abortion, tea-baggers in their idiocy will be baited by such tactics. Of course that means nothing to McConnell, he is just using them like he uses the children of Communist China who slave to make folks like McConnell rich with no rights whatsoever. Yes, McConnell has reason to laugh, he has made fools of millions of Americans while exploiting the most helpless folks in the world. His favorite passtime.
In the end McConnell will probably get much more of a victory than the enlightened world. God knows we have already conceded much to the likes of him before the debate even started. And while he stifles a chuckle at the idiocy of Americans who fight against their own interests secure in the knowledge that he has probably bought off just enough people to once again screw millions of people who desperately need progress in their country one point remains that McConnell will never be able to defeat.
Mitch McConnnell is a selfish, greedy, and completely evil person with no care whatsoever for anyone but himself and those who pay him to be just what he is, a soulless piece of trash. As a Christian my only solace is that I believe he will face judgement in the next world and justice will finally be served, a justice that McConnell has earned over and over again.