Obama is rightly popular for his oratorical flair, a lovely voice with which he combines soaring, aspirational phrasing with a folksy directness which is absent of any condescension.
But, ya know, honey just isn't used in every recipe. After seeing how the Republicans responded to the President's extended hand, a different ingredient is needed for the type of comity of which the current GOP can share with our president.
So, here's a few clips of what my president ought to be tellin' the G.O.P. Come below the jump.
Here's the link, to April Winchell, where you'l be treated to clips of Obama, reading the "book on DVD" version of his book, Dreams of My Father.
"This shit's getting way too complicated..."
"Ignorant motherfuckers..."
"That guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfucker..."
"Sure, you can have my number, baby..."
'You ain't my bitch, nigga..."
These are especially good for folks who want to make their own campaign ads in '10 and '12!