Yeah, I know the CEO's are crying big ole' sloppy crocodile tears about the possiblity of their ginourmous salaries being capped at a miserable $500,000 per year. But, being the bleeding heart liberal that I am, it is part of my nature to reach across the aisle and give them some practical pointers on how to live on on a meeger half a million a year.
It is also my patriotic duty.
Here ya go CEO's. Some practical advise over the fold.
- Drive your own damn car(s).
- Raise your own damn kids.
- Cook your own damn meals.
- Clean your own damn house(s).
- Put your kids into public schools.
- Shop at wholesale warehouses.
- Clip coupons.
- Use your clothing more than one season.
- Cut your own damn lawns.
- Do your own damn home repairs.
- Take a vacation in the family car and stay at budget hotels.
- Shop at thrift stores.
- Live on a fucking budget.
- Go without.
And, if you can't do any of the above.
- Get a second damn job.
Okay, I feel better.