I HAVE PROOF!
Obama hit his head today on Marine One.
You know who else hit their heads on overhead doors?
IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS!
Imperial Stormtroopers are NOT born in the United States, or even planet Earth. In fact, they're not even born -- they're clones!
And who are they clones of?
Look familiar?
He was not born in the United States.
He was not born on Earth.
He was not even BORN.
He is therefore ineligible to be President.
Please, impeach him before it's too late!