Keith, you cad, you turncoat, you fair-weather friend!
How could you fail me like this.
How could you fail ALL of us like this?
(...I DO in fact speak for the rest of DK and all leftys everywhere.. no, I wasn't elected. Quit causing trouble.)
Your failure to highlight my cause of the week has left me in ANGUISH.
You have ruined my life and through this omission, you have betrayed everything you have ever stood for or will hope to stand for.
I will never watch your show again (unless you make amends for this lapse, then you're #1 again).
Like Ramses banishing Moses, I will never utter your name again (unless you send me a handwritten apology - 10 pages, single spaced - and an autographed baseball card of YOU).
You have left me in ruins. I have dishes to do. I have to go to work Monday. I can't ... I just.. I can't live my life without you on my side, everywhere, all the time.
Keith... where were you when I needed you?
You despicable traitor. You're no better than Bill O'Reilly. You're dead to me.
Does anyone know of a support group for former Kei... sob KO fans?
I can't get through this alone. Some of you have got to be out there. He's passed on something important to you and you've been hurt. I know you're out there. I need your help to get through this. How did you put meaning back into your life? How did you find a reason to keep breathing, keep putting one foot in front of the other?
Help me. Help me and I'll help you. Help me help you. Show me the money.