In 1998, the king of bloviation, the prince of douchbaggery, the earl of liars, and loin of ham Bill O'Reilly wrote a book. Well, actualy he wrote a porno inside of a book jacket. "Those Who Tresspass" Recently the village voice found several audio clips of the champion of morality getting down and dirty with his 'prose'.
Here is the link, Salon.com has the audio posted
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/03/17/oreilly/
We all know Bill'O is a sick man, but this is just disgusting. Warning: Not Safe For Work, Children, or anyone who has heart palpitations. I'll let Alex Koppelman at Salon do the talking.
If you've never heard of it before, "Those Who Trespass" is largely O'Reilly's revenge fantasy against all those in the media world who'd wronged him and forced him into what, at that time, had been a largely undistinguished career. And as we here at Salon have previously noted, O'Reilly's sex writing within the book is bad -- really, really bad.
Hearing him actually read it out loud is worse: Both profoundly un-sexy and deeply disturbing. Naturally, I listened to it repeatedly, shocked into a sort of stunned, horrified silence. In order to bring you the same experience -- really, just describing this can't possibly do it justice -- we've made a few of the many clips Scherstuhl put online available for your listening pleasure below. If you can stand it, he's got many more over at the Voice's Web site.
If I was a CS major, I'd put audio here, but alas I'm computer illiterate.
For the next few days I'll be emailing the audio clips to Bill'O at fox.com and to any other foxnews email address I can find. Why? Who here wouldn't pass up a chance to embarrass the most hypocritical man alive? Will this get him fired? No, the text of the book has been out since it was published, though Bill doesn't bring up his porno past now that he is the high moral crusader and defender of Christmas. But it is fun to throw mud on his image.
I suggest you do the same.
update: the link to the Village Voice with more sad Bill'O Book On Tape
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/...