Dear Mr. Beck,
Please stop scaring my grandparents on a daily basis. In fact, just shut your mouth. Who do you think you are with your phony "9 12" project?
Better yet, how do you do have your own show? I guess if bullshit was money, you would be one of the richest men in America. Anyways, now it's time for me rip apart your bogus 9 12 project (please Glen, do not cry for me...again).
Let us begin with your little logo. "Unite or Die?" Really? I know that the GOP only sees the world in Black/White, Right/Wrong, Up/Down, but really...Unite or Die? Unite to your twisted view of the world? Unite to the intellectual dribble from a College drop out? Unite to an anti-intellectual viewpoint that sees others who are "different" as evil or dangerous? I'm thinking I'm gonna pick the Die option, but not before I talk about your "9 principles and 12 Values."
Glen Beck's 9 Values!
The Nine Principles
- America is good.
So you are saying that America can never ever ever be bad? What about what going to war against a country that didn't attack us? What about Bush not signing a world mandate to decriminalize homosexuality? What about the Rich of this country, complaining that they will their tax rate will increase from 36% to 39% in order to fund healthcare for all? What about religious zealots who use the political system to impose their opinions on others? Sorry Glen, but that ain't Good.
- I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.
OK fine. You believe in God. So what? What about your neighbor who doesn't believe in God? Is he any less of a person? According to you and your religious zealots the answer is Yes. Sorry Glen, but I don't judge someone by what they believe, I judge people based on they act towards me and others.
- I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
Glen, seriously guy, if you obeyed this rule in your daily life then you wouldn't have a talk show or radio show. I will only obey this "principle" if you lead by example.
- The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
If the family is sooo sacred, then what are you doing to reduce the divorce rate of 50% of those who are newly married? And who even mentioned the government? What is your fetish with the government? I thought we were talking about families and how they are sacred?
- If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
Yah, ok Glen. So how do you explain OJ Simpson being found not guilty? Rich people can hire the best lawyers, while the rest of us can't. Come on Glen, I thought you would think this out.
- I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
Why don't you tell Mexican aliens that they have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness or does that only pertain to White People?
- I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
Glen: Working hard or hardly working? I think the jury is out on that one, and I'm sorry to inform you Glen, but you are hardly working. Unless of course you think scaring old people is work.
- It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
Really? What about all those opposed to the Iraq War in 2003? They were labeled as Un-American because they disagreed with authority. Where were you Glen? What about attacks from Republicans that voting for a Democrat will make you less safe? Glen, there is a difference between bullshit and a fact. Doesn't this rule go against your first rule that "America is always good?" If you are voicing your disagreement with authority then you are disproving your first point.
- The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.
OK, so the next time I get pulled over I will speed away and when the police arrest me I will say "I do not answer to you! You answer to me." I think I'll try this out and I'll get back to you as to how it works
And then Glen shows us poor poor souls the light with his 12 values!!!!!
The 12 values Glenn Beck is telling Americans they must embrace are: Drumroll Please....
Honesty - Seriously Glen, if you were honest then you wouldn't have a talk show or a radio show. You are the opposite of honest. You play on people's fears. You are a charlatan
Reverence - Reverence to who? You? Glen you need help. You are not my God and I will not show reference to you. You are a product of the voices in your head
Hope - So how exactly you are leading by example with this one? Do you think scaring seniors is an example of hope?
Thrift - Glen, you signed a 5 year contract for $50 million dollars for your radio show. That isn't thrifty. I say that you donate $49 million to chairty or better yet work for free and show us poor souls how to be thrifty and succeed in life.
Humility - Glen Beck...humble? Glen, buddy, you can start being more humble by STOP having the camera zooming in on your corneas. We get it you have an eye fetish. Why not crawl back to that hole you came from and stop promoting fear if you wanna be humble?
Charity - My God Glen, did you plagerize every commandment and Beatitude from the bible for your list of values? I think the only thing you are missing is Chastity
Sincerity - Oh Glen, when you cry daily on air are you being sincere? I think not.
Moderation - You are anything but moderate Glen. You are a reactionary person with racist, homophobic views who attempts to scare people
Hard Work - Once again, I am sorry to inform you Glen that you not working hard...you are hardly working
Courage - Real courage would be for you to use facts and tell the truth instead of promoting an environment of fear.
Personal Responsibility - Yet again Glen, it is time for you to take personal responsibility for your reactionary views and hatred towards those who are different than you
Gratitude - Glen, I am sure that you never saw a million dollar check from your political bosses that you didn't like. I suppose you are living out at least 1 of your principles
Glen I got nothing against you, I just want you to stop scaring my grandparents. There's gotta be a better way for you to collect your $50 million dollars then scaring the elderly isn't there?