Sheryl Crow would show up for ANYTHING if she got paid, and she got away with a lot of this whoring because she tragically had breast cancer, was dumped by steroid-juiced and vaguely homosexual Lance Armstrong, and supported the right causes.
But now she got busted.
In case you’ve been too busy jerking off to Rahm Emmanuel’s awesome takedown of fatso druggie Rush Limbaugh (Rahm's fake, forced cooing tones are priceless), you may have missed that Northern Trust, a bank that took our money for their bailout, recently flew their suits out to Southern California for a golf tournament where they even closed the House of Blues so they could showcase Sheryl Crow.
That’s right – you, me, and Maureen Dowd paid for Sheryl and for this show.
One silver lining from all this: it’s confirmation that Sheryl Crow is a has-been. Maybe now the public will realize she can’t sell a record and can’t play the big rooms for big bucks anymore.
Next step for Sheryl: try to make up with Wal-Mart to push product there.