Just a goofy song parody to throw out here. I got the idea a few nights ago while reading a diary about Chris Matthews calling Darrel Issa on using the term "Democrat Party". Made me think this was a bit little a bit late considering that Gingrich/Luntz came up with this bullshit more than 15 years ago and the well-disciplined GOP have used it unfailingly since then. (There ARE no UNdisciplined GOPers - its that nasty authoritarian thing, ya know?)
Anyway, I took a first cut at this the other night but realized it could be done better ...
So with apologies to the late Freddie Mercury, jump to the Opera House ...
Bohemian Mancrush
Is this for real? Christ!
This must be fantasy.
Tweety's on Hardball,
His escape from reality.
My anger does rise, this putz I despise, you see,
He's not some poor boy,
He needs no sympathy,
(Because he) puts his thumb, in the air,
Right or wrong, does not care.
Any way the wind blows, there you'll find Chris Matthews you see, you see.
Obama, became the man,
Now Tweety thinks that's fine, Barack sends shivers down his spine.
Obama's become the one,
Who Tweety's got his newest man-crush on.
Obama, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
He really makes him cry,
Whenever he speaks, his eyes Chris can't keep dry.
He's the guy, he's the guy.
But nothing's real to Matthews
Too bad for Republicans,
Now we've turned to blue from red,
Conservatism may be dead.
They lied t' everybody,
"Greed can help us grow",
Now the world they leave behind is hurting so.
Obama!, ooh ooh ooh ooh.
He hears the people cry,
But where to begin, to start, to even try ...
...
I see a little silly echo of a man,
Tweety Bird Tweety Bird will you spew some more bullshit,
Dunderheaded Goopers used to be the poop you see.
Tom DeLay-o, (Tom DeLay-o),
Tom DeLay-o, (Tom DeLay-o),
Tom DeLay-o,
Horrifico-o-o-o,
He was repugnant, even to wingnuts,
He was as bad as Focus on the Family,
'Say they're pro-life while they war profiteer.
Sleazy, dumb, greasy Joes, good to see them go.
Election - no, they will not let go. (Make them go)
Election - no, they will not let go. (Make them go)
Election - no, they will not let go. (Make them go)
They will not let go. (Make them go)
They will not let go. (Make them go)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
The economy, economy, economy will make them go
Republicans seem like devils incarnate to me, to me, to me.
...
[Barack's solo]:
"So you think you can stop me from splitting the pie.
Your obstruction's just causing more people to die.
Oh, Boehner, don't do this to me Boehner,
Just gotta get Rush, just gotta get Rush out of here."
...
Nothing's real to Matthews,
anyone can see,
Nothing's real to Matthews,
It's just a game to Matthews, you see.
Any way the wind blows ...