Just return your stimulus checks to:
White House
c/o President Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC 10055
or email:
PresidentObama@Whitehouse.gov
Subject: I've lost my fucking mind
On a serious note, I think Repubs really have lost their minds! This election has screwed them up...in a Cybal (Sally Field) sort of way. First they don't know who to boost up as their "leader"...because they sooooo badly need one, geez, thinking on your own is sooooo unheard of!
Then they go through a series of trial and errors picking random idiots to be their "voice". Sarah "I-can-see-Russia-from-my-house" Palin; then Sam Wurzel-what's his name (a.k.a. Joe The Plumber, a.k.a. Joe the I owe back taxes to the IRS but John McCain just gave me this job so I'm going to run with that), then it was Governor "Let Me Tell Ya A Story" Jindal, then it was Michael "How ya like me now" Steele, and finally, Racist Limbaugh, who has called on all so called "Conservatists" to tear up their tax checks.
Wow. Well, for somebody in a tax bracket such as Rush Limbaugh who will probably not SEE a tax break (for a once) saying "Tear up those checks" doesn't seem like a bad idea (again, especially when you're not getting one). But here's the kicker, there's a bunch of broke ass, unemployed "conservatives" who have, yes, lost their ever loving MINDS, and are ready to tear those checks into a million pieces. (I can just see them: "Take that President Obama!")...Dumbass.
Hey, if they want to blindly follow Rush Limbaugh...go right ahead. But hell, don't rip that check up. Get yourself an envelope, a stamp, and send that sucker right on back to the government.
We'll have this deficit down in no time!