A perfect union of harmony occurred when Glenn Beck proposed to Ann Coulter. Ann says "I found my soul mate, though my soul has disappeared during the Clinton Administration". Glenn talked excitedly about the event, "Well I took Ann to my militia hideaway fallout shelter bunker in Idaho got and said, "Oh my fair princess Rand, will you become my Ms. Glenn Beck". Beck continued,"With an increasing likelihood of a totalitarian socialist state, implemented by FEMA and orchestrated by blogs, bias blogs, and Mr. Met, we obviously had to do it now".
Rush Limbaugh chimed in on hearing the news. "They are so similar, mad and crazy...for each other."
(PAUSE) Alrite now this April Fools essay has to come to an end. The mere thought of them joining forces and forming a power couple of right wing blowhard controversy yappers caused my brain to cease functioning and now is deprivf lkdflkdsa;fj;fds;adjfnkl (head hits keyboard)
They are so meant for each other.
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