I've thought about starting a company to enterpreneuralize the booming market for right wing protesters. They need signs to protest everything the government does, or doesn't do. The problem is, they often don't know what they are protesting or why, hence the lucrative market. I have an idea to fill their needs. Pre made protest signs to cover every conceivable thing they might want to protest, sold for a profit. Please bear with me while I make a sales pitch.
Sales pitch.
"How often have you shown up at a rally, protest, or putch, without a decent sign? Or even worse, with a sign made with the kids crayons or water colors? Ouch! You need something better so I intend to offer it to our modern day conservative protesters."
Of course we will offer a sign for every occasion, but often, the buyers won't really know what the thing they are protesting is. So we have a line of general purpose protest signs for every occasion, many with realistic misspellings. These will include:
Enough is Enough!
Wer Not Taking It Anymore!
No More, No Way, No How!
Not On My Watch!
Send Them Back!
Bring Them Back!
Take It Back!
Give It Back!
Dont Surrender Our Rights!
Fight For Right!
Nix, No, Uh-Uh!
"Never show up unprepared again! If you forgot what you are protesting or you just don't know, don't worry, with one of these protest signs, you're covered. Just grab one and hit the protest parade and you'll fit right in with anything from "America Doesn't Fail" to "Zoroastrianism Sucks" Never be at a loss for words when some pesky reporter asks you what you are protesting. Just point to the sign and and say 'Read the words. Thats what we're against!!!' They'll get the message loud and clear with our deluxe protest signs, and you'll come off like a savant that just knows whats best"
Now for the more discerning protester, and at a slightly higher price, we have the "Focused" edition of protest signs. These signs are highly focused to target the American Public and the facist dictatorship with a high intensity message they can't ignore. Here is the "Patriot" line.
Hands Off USA!
Amereca For Amerecans!
Stand Up For Amerika!
Its Not Your Country, Its MY Country
That last one really tells it like it is. You own this country, not them, so go out there and tell them so.
Now for the super focused, we offer a line pf protest signs that specify exactly which thing you are against. These come with a slot to insert a card for the subject you want to protest.
No More ***** Fraud
Subjects include "accounting" "bank" "campaign" "economic" "election" "fundraising" "liberal" "news" "political" "reporting" "socialist" "social security" "tax"
Stop *****ism NOW!
This one comes with 167 different ism, including everything from "Anti-Americanism" to "Zionism." Just insert the "ism" card that you hate most and hit the streets!
And finally we offer our best seller ever.
Libruls are poopyheads!
This one just makes you chuckle and feel warm and fuzzy all over, doesn't it? C'mon, now you really do want that poopyhead sign, now don't you?
"Well, what are you waiting for? All for only $19.95 each, (Add five dollars for focused signs, add ten dollars for super focused.) Hurry, buy them now. Rush to your telephone and place your order now! At these prices they won't last! Don't be the right wing fool without a sign!"