Mr. Hannity?
Sean?
Can I call you, Sean?
Fuck the "faux-bravisimo-I-can-withstand-a-fake-version-of-what-was-done-to-a-man-who-wasn't-using-HIS-tortur
e-to-boost-his-golf-club-cred-with-the-'I-have-wet-dreams-of-Ronald-Reagan'-crowd."
If you REALLY want to prove your point... if you want to redeem your President and your political party... if you want to silence, once and forever, those of us who can ABSOLUTELY, without a dictionary or a lawyer, tell the difference between the feral debasement of our country and a "prolonged baptismal", then skip the water boarding and spend ONE SINGLE HOUR talking to the mother of THIS girl:
To my mind, all you have to do is bring a translator and spend the first half-hour just listening to that woman's pain... to her dashed dreams (turned to nightmares really)... to the nerve-deep pain in the woman's voice when she fights to say her daughter's name.
And then, after that, spend the second half hour explaining how "saving American lives" is SO IMPORTANT that you are willing to throw out every single thing the United States Of America stands for and yet Iraqi lives weren't even worth making sure we had our basic fucking facts right.
How about that for a publicity stunt, Sean?
I'm in for a 100 bucks a minute, knowing you won't last into the four figures.