after suffering 100 days of tyranny without progress in the judicial arena, the birthers are visibly fraying. as they squabble over increasingly obscure, misunderstood and unlikely legal and extra-legal strategies to bring down the usurper, they slide further into irrelevance. because when your freshly-imported russo-israeli standard-bearer is trawling backwoods gun shows to sign up klansmen and neo-nazis, your movement is officially bankrupt.
despite the success of their higher-profile teabagging siblings in the promotional arena, birthers gained no momentum for their cause. on the contrary, in characteristic irony-challenged fashion, having failed to rouse the nation to rebellion, the fire-breathers instead fell upon themselves, in an orgy of internecine name-calling.
all in all, i'd say it was a good month.
1) paradise lost
here is a tip to make note of from the networld. if you want to trash you webmaster. you may want to acquire your domains first.
and with that friendly bit of belated advice erupted the war of the birthers.
ever since briefly losing access to one of her cases on the supreme court online docket system in january, birther superstar orly taitz has accused obama and his minions of ongoing sabotage and assorted "cyber crimes". orly's demands for attention from the FBI didn't strike her webmistress as good for business, so orly was asked to take hers elsewhere.
unfortunately orly's not very good with goodbyes. her parting accusations of tampering with her paypal donations drove her webmaster to cancel the domain transfer and commandeer orly's former blog: |
as i have stated earlier, my paypal account was tampered with. after i reported this to FBI my former web master lisa ostella has locked me and other volunteers out of the blog and made defamatory posts about me and allowed obama thugs make defamatory comments, including some under my name, even though she knew that she locked me out. i do not take this lightly. we are making progress and this shuld not stop us. we have seen a lot of criminal behavior exhibited along the way by obama and his crowd. i hope everypne is reporting it.
not only did the webmistress put up posts in her own defense, she also turned off comment moderation and published hundreds of messages that had been rigorously surpressed by taitz. thus overnight a rebellious servant turned her once omnipotent overlord's tightly monitored and censored echo chamber peaceable kingdom into utter screeching birther pandemonium: |
why don't the birther sites allow dissent? why don't they want the truth to be known? why do they all have paypal buttons? why does orly taitz hate america so much she wants to destroy it? why do birthers shut themselves out by avoiding the "real" news? why do they find it better to live in a bubble of hate? why not find the truth?
GIVE IT UP OBOTS. GET YOUR KNEEPADS AND GO BACK TO THE MUSLIM. HE'S GOING DOWN. WE'RE GOING TO BRING HIM TO HIS KNEES. THE LIES YOU'RE SPEWING HERE DON'T MEAN A THING.
GIVE IT UP, OBOTS. YOU WON'T STOP DR. ORLY FROM BRINGING THE MUSLIM DOWN. YOUR WELFARE GRAVY TRAIN IS ABOUT OVER!
of course, utter screeching birther pandemonium is simply music to my ears. |
2) diy grand juries: just add water
i got citizen’s grand jury indictments, however the attorney generals are not trying him. so, we need citizens trials and most importantly enforcement. we need every citizen joining citizens militia. it is a legal entity and will be important in the time of epidemic
one month ago, 25 self-styled "constitutionalists" met in a georgia office park and unanimously handed down the first common law citizens grand jury indictment against the usurper. yesterday, the 32-member secret "national grand jury" unanimously returned its indictments for fraud and treason. reportedly ohio may have joined the fun, with another jury gathering in illinois and two in texas (i guess size does matter).
meanwhile, part-time dentist-lawyer and full-time usurper-hunter orly taitz has been using her home-brewed georgia indictments to spam the mailboxes of state attorneys general and every other official she can find an address for. sadly, taitz's just now finding out that her indictments are just like money: anyone can print their own, but the real trick is convincing anyone to give you anything for it. |
3) andy martin's national conference in washington
the boycotthawaii.com movement will afford every person anywhere in the world a powerful new weapon to punish the state of hawai’i for concealing historical records concerning obama. i will be writing to the punahou school, asking them to obtain permission to release his punahou records.
... economic war will take its toll on hawai’i. not today, not tomorrow and not next week. not all at once. but the cumulative impact over time will be devastating. republicans first, then independents and democrats, and ultimately international tourists, will shun the island because of the mendacity of its state officials and government.
april saw the launch of self-proclaimed "internet powerhouse!" andy martin's worldwide boycott of hawaii. clearly one of the big questions all month was whether martin could fit his "committee of one million to defeat barack obama" into the capital hilton for his two-day "first national conference on barack obama's missing original birth certificate and college records". as shown above in footage from the proceedings, the confab was a model of crowd control as the attendees proved themselves orderly, quiet and rapt with attention, unlike your average gang of obamabot hooligans. |
4) obama: a history in photoshop
obama punahou basketball image photoshopped with adobe version 3.0.8
well, did you think it was authentic? nope, and just like obama's certificate of live birth forgery, it left a nasty photoshop finger print.
for those you not that computer-savvy, photoshop is image-editing software (the most popular). you can virtually superimpose one image onto another etc. photoshop is often used to put heads on other peoples' bodies (as in the case of some glam magazines) etc. even an amateur with this software can make convincing, yet fake photos.
self-proclaimed "computer scientist" "defendusx" (not his real name) has declared the above photo to have been "photoshopped", using the single most popular image-editing program in existence, aptly named "photoshop"! a shocker, i know.
not to be upstaged, self-proclaimed "document expert" "ron polarik" (not his real name), who declared last year that obama's factcheck-verified birth certificate was a fraud — without the unnecessary distraction of inspecting the original, as factcheck had — quickly declared that most photographs of the young usurper-to-be were "photoshopped"! another shocker, i know. |
basically, ALL of the photos of him in groups are photoshopped, including all of the class photos at punahou and the class photo at harvard.
but wjy are there NO group photos of obama for either occidental college or columbia university? there are only two individual photos allegedly taken at those schools, but they were taken outside with very little else to go on.
the photo of him with obama sr. at the airport and the one of him sitting with his grandparents on the grass are also photoshopped.
stanley's name was forged on bogus divorce papers.
his selective service registration was forged.
MOSt IMPORTANTLY, obama's "certification of live birth" does not exist, and constitutes felony document fraud. it is a total fabrication of a nonexistent document, created and proffered by obama, his campaign, and factcheck.
obama's entire biography is a mythology.
as defendusx points out, exposing such perfidy on obama's part was mere child's play: |
all that had to be done was open the file in a text editor and sure enough, the photoshop stamp. this image was tampered with (the original) and saved in photoshop.
coming next month, birthers discover that the usurper's clothes all have, cleverly hidden inside, the "union label" ... |
5) $$$ we'll pay you !!! for your birth certificate !!! $$$
the owners of this website will pay $25,000,000 to barack hussein obama if he will produce his "real" long-form birth certificate.
help spread the word about our $25 million reward to barack hussein obama for him to produce his “real” long-form birth certificate...we will continue to increase the amount of the reward until it is so huge that the american people will begin to question why he has sealed all his background info to hide something... his nationality, his religion, his commie background...what is he trying to hide... we want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone of course remembers the boisterous fanfare that accompanied the rollout of rewardforobamasbirthcertificate.com — the 30-second cable spots, the radio spots, the full-page ads in the ny times, the teabag-worthy full-court fox news media promotion and the viral web campaign. oh, you don't? sorry ... my bad. i guess there were no cable or radio spots, no ads, no fox news promos or viral web campaigns after all. as far as i can tell, i don't think anyone's even called the white house switchboard. but i guess when you've scraped together a measly $25m for the usurper's birth certificate, every penny counts, which doesn't spare much, even for rudimentary web design on a one-page site.
so help spread the word. |
6) in the oven: one birth certificate coming up!
is the obama administration working on a forged long-form birth certificate as we speak?
don't know about 9/11 conspiracy, but do know from DC source that an administration team is working on perfecting a forgery of the long-form birth certificate. they plan on presenting it in a a month or so. the source is FBI agent who has drinking buddy from university of illinois now in the administration. its second hand, but the source is supposed to be solid.
they have already prepared the forgery with special paper and ink. the document was printed on a fully functional 1960 heidelberger printing press located at a print museum in toronto. access was arranged by a trustee of the museum who is connected to a large canadian banking/investment firm with major US interests.
the blanks in the forged form were filled in with an old underwood manual typewriter bought at an estate sale in skokie, IL. the raised seal was the easiest piece to fake, since you can by a special order corporate seal from just about any online office supply store.
the only reason they haven't rolled out the foregery yet is that it is "seasoning" under mild UV light and a back and forth rotation between between a humidifier and a sauna. get ready....one to two months tops.
i'm so grateful the birthers are on top of this. i was afraid that they would allow the nontroversy controversy to end, once and for all, as they have repeatedly promised, the moment barry finally decides to "just show TEH DAMN THING!!!!!" obviously the usurper plans to drag out our national nightmare as long as he pleases, or at least another one to two months, tops.
then the real drama begins. |
7) u.s. state department: "that allegation is denied"
- "obama is not a natural-born citizen of the united states or is otherwise ineligible to serve as president"
- "president obama may be an illegal alien or that president obama is or ever was a citizen of indonesia"
- "obama’s birth certificate has not been released to the public"
- "the birth certificate released to the public at the direction of president obama is not a valid birth certificate or that such certificate is not sufficient proof of u.s. citizenship"
- "president obama was born in kenya or anywhere outside the state of hawaii."
- "lolo soetoro is or ever was president obama’s father by birth or adoption"
- "president obama is or ever was a practicing muslim"
and proving that even the bureaucracy has a sense of humor: |
[defendants] "nonetheless admit that president obama is a living natural person, born on august 4, 1961"