Hmm... We got the 9-12 dry hump, promoting his Dick and Jane Glenn Beckifesto. Check. Got the Glenn Beck desk before the Nazi march job. Cute. What tragic historic events will Glenn Beck dry hump next? Perhaps he'll photoshop himself riding shotgun with Jack Kennedy through Dealey Plaza. Ooh! Maybe he'll have the boys (who'll "do your homework for you") work up a My Lai massacre barbecue, starring Glenn Beck in a "Kiss the Cook" apron. That would be adorable. Remember the 9/11 tourist on the WTC hoax? Yeah. That's right up his alley. I know! maybe he should work himself into Hiroshima, stratched out on a deck chair with one of those suntan reflectors and the whatchamacallit on his nose! Yeah! Such "entertainment" makes Glenn Beck look like so much more than a malicious pundit, it makes him look like an actual historic figure!
I get/have to listen to his radio show where I work. Big joy, that. I get treated to all the shit he doesn't have the balls to say on tv. So, it's kind of a mixed treat to see clips of his tv show. I'm always wondering which Glenn Beck will show up, the Beavis and Butthead, practical joker, back of the classroom instigator-Glenn, the pre-menstrual Glenn, or the Benito Mussolini on a roll-Glenn. Such mood swings. I'm tellin' ya, this whacko would make for a great office pool, or drinking game.
Two serious notes pertaining to Beck's "One Thing" denying influence in the Poplawski shootings in Pittsburgh:
- Nothing in Glenn Beck's body language supports his denial of menace.
- If Glenn Beck believes that he's smart enough to recognize "implied responsibility" in the US Constitution, what makes him think no one else is smart enough to recognize the implied violence in his presentations? He's clever, but he's not THAT clever. I could put this fool in hock with poker.
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