Mr. President, I helped elect you
Mr. President, you are the greatest
Mr. President, you have done so much, in so little time
Mr. President, you are better than Machiavelli and Sun Tzu combined
Mr. President, if there's something you haven't done yet, I know you'll get to it soon
Mr. President, don't let me criticize you
Obama, accept my prayers every evening
Obama, grant me the health care system that you promised me
Obama, bless me as I blessed you at the poll box
Obama, grant me a break from struggling for greater things
Obama, let me pat myself on the back for a job well done
Obama, take the initiative for me, so I don't have to
Obama, forgive those who criticize you
Obama, forgive me for criticizing those who criticize you
Our Leader, I will put all of my faith in you
Our Leader, I will not pressure you, for you are blessed
Our Leader, I will not ask you for more, because that would be rude
Our Leader, help me stop trying, because you will try for me
Our Leader, let me be blind, because you can see everything for me
Our Leader, let me be a glassy eyed approval monkey for a few years -- I've earned it!