See Dick.
See Dick cower. Dick is terrorized.
See Dick fearmonger. Dick is a terrorist.
See Dick order torture. Dick is a war criminal.
See Dick get his rocks off on torture. Dick is a sick fuck.
See Dick claim that he upholds Christian values. Dick is an immoral hypocrite.
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See Dick fabricate evidence of Iraqi WMD. Dick is a warmonger.
See Dick obtain five deferments from serving in Vietnam. Dick is a despicable coward.
See Dick send 4,295 (and counting) young Americans to their deaths in Iraq to obtain no-bid contracts for Big Oil. Dick is a premeditated murderer.
See Dick stash his Halliburton profits in Grand Cayman. Dick is a fascist war profiteer.
See Dick show blatant derision for The President of The United States. Dick is a treasonous loser.
See Dick break his oath to defend The Constitution of The United States. Dick considers himself to be above the law.
See Dick view The Constitution of The United States as an obstacle to neoconservative imperialism. Dick is a totalitarian megalomaniac.
See Dick boast how his brutal policies have "kept Americans safe". Dick was the Vice President of the United States on September 11, 2001.
See Dick ignore numerous 2001 intelligence briefings stating unequivocally that Al Queda was planning to attack within the United States. Dick was either criminally incompetent or in cahoots – you decide.
See Dick blow a covert CIA operative's cover, then order his marionette, the dimwitted Dubya, to commute the sentence of his flunkie, the convicted felon Libby. Dick is the quintessential elitist.
See Dick prefer a drug-addled radio hack with saggy man breasts to a decorated combat veteran and former Four-Star Army General, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs-of-Staff, and Secretary of State. Dick takes pride in being a vile racist.
See Dick send his wife and daughter out to defend his legacy of high crimes and misdemeanors. Dick is a lowlife pimp, utterly devoid of character.
See Dick overstay his welcome in DC. Dick is dangerous enemy combatant, on the loose in my own backyard, living off of my tax dollars.
See Dick anoint himself as the leader of the War-for-Profit Party (formerly known as the Republican Party). Dick and his evil, extremist ideologue cronies are post-seasonal anachronisms, doomed to decay into dust.
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