Dear personal diary entry, I just took the quiz at political compass and I scored about -1 on the economic side.. I have never been good at quizzes so I randomly picked answers without reading the statements. But I ended up on the left by random default. SO the quiz generated me as a lefty.
As a fully certified lefty I demand a complete end to the corporation that exploits farmers and turns them into leaky faucets for the wasteland on my flip flops.
I was wondering if everybody in the known Daily Kos universe took the quiz what the average would be? Maybe on average people would be Gandhi who was not only peaceful but also drank his own peace as well.
Thinking of Gandhi reminds me of candy and whenever I eat candy I am eating sweetness. Candy is sweet and so is history. Two important dates in American history
On May 24, 1844, Samuel F. B. Morse dispatched the first telegraphic message over an experimental line from Washington, D.C., to Baltimore. The message, taken from the Bible, Numbers 23:23 and recorded on a paper tape, had been suggested to Morse by Annie Ellsworth, the young daughter of a friend.
Another important date in American history was February 18 1968. The year Molly Ringwald was born. Molly Ringwald appeared in such films as '16 Candles', 'Breakfast Club' and 'Pretty in Pink'. Those 3 films had a huge immeasurable impact upon millions of people. And to this day people remember when David Bowie sang
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're going through
I recently turned 20 years old and flunked a class on logic at a community college. Now, that I am an old failed contraption it has given me time to think about logical fallacies.
Such as, men have dicks therefore men are dicks.
He likes to draw Phallic Symbols so in conclusion he has a pencil for a dick.
Don't trust anyone over 30? What about quotes over 30 years old? One of my favorite quotes is
Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice: How do you know I'm mad?
The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
Folks we need to talk about Masturbation
Of course two headed kitties on speed are more taboo than masturbation nowadays. Any nickle comedian worth his 5 cents will tell jokes about masturbation. And really you can't even go to a party with a pig on your head without somebody asking how many times do you masturbate. How many times do I masturbate you don't ask? Well, that is between me and my garden full of gardenly delights. Why don't you ask former Senator Bob Graham I hear he keeps a detailed diary of his everyday life.
As an XX I was castrated to learn.
Up to 25% of women have problems with orgasm. For some women orgasms are difficult and many others have sadly never experienced the pleasure.
Problems climaxing are often the result of a mechanical error: inadequate stimulation in the right area (also called clitoral neglect), because contrary to popular belief intercourse is not a highly reliable way for many women to achieve orgasm.
The best way to learn the mechanics of climax is masturbation.
Two words- Johnny Depp. Thank you very much. In fact that gives me an idea I should make a diorama of Johnny Depp out of my old barbies.
breaking news from two days ago.
Johnny Depp can’t wait to retire from Hollywood — so he can grow a beer belly. "I just want to become a traditional old man with a beer belly," says Depp, who will soon be seen in gangster thriller Public Enemies. "I’d like to be sitting on the veranda of our place in France, just staring out over the lawns."