I can't help it, I'm sorry, it sounds crude, illogical, maybe downright asinine, but it's how I feel and I'm not ashamed.
I appreciate everything Rush, Orally, Hannitah, and the rest of the dittoheads are doing for me. They have made my life simple. So simple in fact, that at the moment they are doing my work for me.
Now, I will admit they have said some atrocious things. Terrible, hate-inspiring vitriol. Things that in other not-so-democratic states would have been cause for incarceration. They should be lucky they enjoy the freedom to incite rebellion (or try to) without actually screaming the "N Word" about the President.
That's all the talk of socialism really was. It was coded speech. We all understand that, and unfortunately for the aforementioned, so does a significant portion of their base. I appreciate their continued beating of this dead horse. It's only making my life easier.
Then there was the "racist justice". Sonia Sotomayor. Who hated white people and couldn't possibly have more insight into race related issues than a white man. Being the mirror image of Clarence Thomas minus the twig and berries and the retarded world view does not a good justice make, am I right? White guys got dealt a bad hand too, growing up in East Hampton, spending summers in Switzerland, receiving the finest of educations at the best boarding schools. Life was tough for them too. I appreciate all the babbling about this "reverse racist". Without it, no one could see how perverse they really are. So thank you.
And I can't forget about the "Liberal government shutting down opposition". They're so scared of this end of the world, big brother scenario that they're busting nuts over to have happen. They want to see a police state so they have something to fight. And if they can't see it, then why not make it up?
Who cares that the report was unbiased in terms of political standpoint, something hard to achieve in the Bush Administration from whence it came. All that matters is that the words "right wing" were included. Because you can't say they're coming for your guns and crosses if there's no one to talk to. And I appreciate all the fomenting of revolution that has come of it. It's nothing law enforcement and the government can't handle. A few crazies here and there has a deep impact on the hate-base. I would hope that the demagogues keep it up. It makes my life easier.
Now it sounds harsh, but it does make my life easier. You see, I don't even have to leave my bed to convince people that the talking heads are wrong, crazy, high on paint thinner, whatever you want. They do it for me. In the words of one wise Princess of Alderaan, "The more you tighten your grasp, the more star systems will slip through your fingers." So it goes with constituents. So keep it up Rush, Orally, Hannitah et al. The more you tighten the noose, the more listeners will turn off your idiocy - making my life a whole hell of a lot easier.