It's well past the time Oke would typically open the Insomniac's Venthole, and Shizz already posted an excellent diary about her Orange Feet, so I guess I'm going to wing it tonight. Please bear with me.
Halp!
I have absolutely nothing prepared, so I'm going to post the SPOILER ALERT here. The monologue is very political tonight, and very sharp and spot on. There's a special guest star as Craig's newspaper delivery girl.
The Dentist! Waka Waka!Brad Pitt nose.
A first name and a last name.
Surprised we didn't start giving them hummers a long time ago.
The president's son is becoming the president, I didn't know that could happen. Going on a date, Clinton's like, Whuh? Dumb GOP - millions of women who abandoned you in the lasat election...just do. the. listening. face. A man who keeps promises to his wife will keep promises to his country. Rather give a sponge-bath to Rush Limbaugh - oh god I went too far, I really went too far. Not everyone can go to the airport bathroom on a date.
Full of Sound and Fury, signifying Nothing.
I didn't know you could get news from it, I only use mine for porn.
WDWLONTTC? Cat's head rotated with appropriate sound effect.
Tie report: One of my faves tonight, diagonal stripe silver/dark blue. Fozzie's was a polka-dot droopie, setting off his jaunty hat.