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Satire: Mark Sanford's Top 10 Excuses
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Wednesday, Jun. 24, 2009
Wednesday, Jun. 24, 2009
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2:03:36pm PDT
I was hungry for steak but was tired of eating at the Sizzler.
The local Piggly Wiggly ran out of chimichurri sauce.
I wanted a new pair of conquistador boots.
I thought the stimulus funds was mad money.
It was FATHER's DAY! MY DAY! When they invent a CHILDREN's Day, I'll stay home.
I was shopping for a diaper for my pet pig.
I wanted to go where I didn't hear Sarah Palin's mouth every frigging day.
Hey, you didn't complain about Strom Thurmond, and he did it with his cleaning lady.
So what if Lindsey Graham has never had an affair. He's asexual.
Why shag in Myrtle Beach when you know how to tango?