Step Right Up!
This magic elixir, will solve everything --
It's called "More of the Same"
(aka "Private Insurance knows best.")
It's simply amazing what Paid Shills will say
to keep their Wealthy Patrons rolling in clover.
Step Right Up!
Listen up consumers!
Let me Repeat the only Points you need to know, in this very silly Health Care Debate:
(Oh yes, pay no attention to that, little man behind the Curtain.)
How to Stop Socialized Health Care
Five arguments Republicans must make.
By KARL ROVE - WSJ - June 11, 2009
If Democrats enact a public-option health-insurance program, America is on the way to becoming a European-style welfare state.
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1,300 companies sell health insurance plans. That's competition enough.
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a public option will undercut private insurers and pass the tab to taxpayers
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forcing most Americans onto the government plan. [...] And once the private insurance market has been dismantled it will be gone.
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the public option is far too expensive.
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Fifth, the public option puts government firmly in the middle of the relationship between patients and their doctors. ...
And the Media will always let the Rove Shills continue:
So you see that any sort of Public Option, Competing with Private Insurance, is plainly BAD!
The ONLY Right Answer is -- "More of the Same"
My fellow Americans, you know "Private Insurers know best" -- Those Insurers only have your best interest$ in mind! ... Afterall, That's what they get paid for! ... To look for more ways to $ave Money, by cutting Cost$.
And why fix it, if it ain't Broken? ... Do you want to wait in long lines, to get Socialist-Medicine, and no one knows where to send the Bill? ... All you really need, you can get from this "miracle elixir" -- we call it the super potent "Status Quo"! ... (aka. No New Taxes)
Step Right Up!
Repeat after me ...
Public Health Care is Dangerous
Public Health Care is Dangerous
you are getting sleepy ...
(Oh yes, while you're drifting off, pay no attention to those pesky people with their wrenching tales of personal Health Care Tragedies ... that will never happen to you ... Don't you know, your Insurer love$ you ... just Trust Us ...)
Trust Us, Obstructing is easy, ... it's not like you haven't been down this Road before, Amerika ... The Capitalist System CAN cure all ills ...
The Market knows best, so don't fret it, don't sweat it, Don't worry about a thing ... Those Lobbyists know what they're doing! that's why they earn the Big Bucks!
Oh yes remember, NO NEW TAXES, on the Wealthy! ... you know that COULD be YOU, someday ...
Repeat after me ...
Everything is Fine
Everything is Fine
Everything will be Fine -- just take a Chill Pill, why don't ya?
Status Quo ... Hmmmmmm? ... maybe it'll work! ... you never know, til you try --
Just keep me Safe from Socialism ...
Who wants a "Social" Society, anyway? ... Who needs that?
(Who needs compassion? ... it COSTS too much, don't ya know ??? )
