HELP !!!!!
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The Old Redneck is an educated man. He earned: a BS in Secondary Education with majors in English and History; a BS in Engineering Physics; an MA in Asian Studies; he reads, writes, and speaks Standard American English, Mississippi American English, Chinese, German, and some Vietnamese. The Old Redneck is a graduate of the US Army Command and General Staff College and the US Army War College. The Old Redneck can do lots of stuff -- carpentry, plumbing, electrical wiring, send and receive Morse code at 25 WPM, rebuild old VW transmissions, fish, hunt, raise tomatoes, . . .
Of course, the Old Redneck also consumes record quantities of Wild Turkey.
Today the Old Redneck watched Sarah Palin's announcement -- in fact, he watched it several times.
And -- the Old Redneck CAN'T UNDERSTAND A GODDAM WORD SHE SAID.
PLEASE --
Would someone out there please tell the Old Redneck what she said???
Can someone tell the Old Redneck WHAT PLANET THIS WOMAN IS FROM??????
Or, are you as confused as the Old Redneck?????