This is Tuesday? You're really sure about that? I was gonna say it was Wednesday, but I was informed differently at the office. Oh well, the chainsaw doesn't know what day it is either.
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We lost our ocelot at the place what was a ranch. Terribly sad. He was a good old cat, 16 years and some kids out there somewhere. Big old kitty.
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Did y'all hear about Josh Hamilton? I wonder if Jon Boy Daniels went to Mr.Hicks and asked him way back in January what he thought about a slippage in the halo. Look, I am under no illusions about my sports figures. They are just as human as the next person, where I have a problem is when Vitter, Craig and Sanford try to tell me how to live and then turn around and do the very things they rail against. Those were handy names, if we tried hard we could find a dozen more. Whether they are or were behind the pulpit or the podium is immaterial. I feel sorry for him mostly. He isn't the kind to stand up and holler at anybody about what they are doing. He was and is a pawn in a game not his own making. Not sure if he can even opt out any more. They told him to be quiet about it back then in Jan when it happened, I bet a dollar it was a relief to him that the pix finally came out. He owned up to it within hours of their release. That made him more points with me than anything so far. A willingness to be honest when called upon. I would wager another dollar that if he had these pix out in Feb instead of Aug he would have done the same, but that didn't happen. He was one of the feel good stories last year. Yeah, he had the same holy-roller speech when the mic got stuck in his face, but it has become so cliche that I don't even pay much attention to that anymore from anybody.
I dunno. His batting average sucks. He had to lay off the ADD meds, which if the truth were told were or are Adderalls, because he was losing too much weight. Kid is a tragic figure sometimes. Tragic. Don't know if he is gonna be back next year or not. Enough of this baseball philosophy angst!
MOre funny!
Rickles was cool the other night. I was barely conscious. I have been somewhat under the gun for the last fortnight. Nice to be able to do a diary for the vent-holio. Get some vids, quickly, chop chop.
Was this creepy? or hilarious?
The puppets took over and replaced Craig with himself.
Was it grapeshot the other night that asked me about Glasvegas? I have seen those characters exactly twice times. Right here on Craig. I like hearing folks I have never heard of before. Sometimes. If they don't suck.
Jenny Lewis
That's about all I have. Might come up with something later.
I'll miss that cat.