In news sure to make President Barack Obama get all wee-weed up while on vacation, the leader of the "Conservative Underground" and "Conservatism in Exile," worldwide talk radio superstar Sean Hannity is considering running against Obama in 2012:
Talk-show host Sean Hannity, a vocal opponent of Barack Obama's policies, said today he would not rule out a bid for the presidency in 2012.
According to the story (and the writer, who clearly has a boner), Hannity is described as:
[A] formidable candidate, with the likability of Reagan, good looks and strong convictions. He's also a polished communicator and knows the issues inside out.
I mean, duh. Check out Hannity's good looks. And he doesn't even need $400 socialist haircuts:
If you weren't scared enough already about Obama's chances vs. Hannity, listen to this proposal:
Later in the program, a member of the audience asked what the host thought of a Hannity-Palin ticket.
The studio audience erupted in applause.
Hannity asked: "Would any of you really want me to run?"
Loud applause followed.
Hannity then asked, "How about I just stay on the radio?"
No applause.
You hear that? Everyone wanted him to pick Sarah Palin as a running mate and go for the gold. EVERYONE.
Imagine how great a Hannity administration would be. We'd have Freedom Concerts on the White House lawn.
Martina McBride's "Independence Day" would play instead of "Hail to the Chief" before President Hannity's entrance:
Independence Day - Martina McBride
Sean Hannity is a formidable potential opponent in 2012 and we need to keep our eyes out.