Thanks to keen investigative work and good old fashioned American bribery, PlanetPOV.COM has uncovered Orly Taitz' birth certificate and it proves that she was in fact born in Kenya!
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This news, indisputable proof that Orly Taitz was in fact born in Kenya (it is common knowledge that the authenticity of documents that appear on the internet is unquestionable) , has sent shockwaves through the Birther community and all 27 of them have publicly expressed their sorrow and outrage by following a pack of lemmings off a cliff.
The surviving lemmings expressed only confusion though some did remark on the family resemblance between them and the Birthers.
Arriving at the site of this tragedy, the families of the Birthers viewed the lifeless bodies but simultaneously refused to accept that they were dead since they had yet to see a valid death certificate for any of them.