Presenting the hottest new DVD on the "Gone Wild" market today: Townhalls Gone Wild by the same folks who brought you Birther Madness and Teabaggers Gone Wild:
Transcript below the fold.
Video in style of "Girls Gone Wild" commercials, using Caribbean party music in background.
NARRATOR: Warning, the following video contains material that is unsuitable for some children.
VIDEO: Warning, the following video contains material that is unsuitable for some children.
NARRATOR: Townhalls Gone Wild is travelling coast-to-coast searching for the HOTTEST HEALTH CARE TOWN HALL TEABAGGING ACTION we can find!
VIDEO: Title over Philly town hall.
MALKIN: And we've seen these town halls gone wild.
VIDEO: Malkin with "Wingnuts!" over mouth.
NARRATOR: You've GOT TO SEE this amazing footage of TEABAGGERS GOING CRAZY.
Now, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, you can see it all uncensored on TOWNHALLS GONE WILD SPECIAL DVD EDITION.
It can all be yours for the low price of SELLING YOUR SOUL to the HEALTH INSURANCE INDUSTRY. And if you order today, we'll throw in a free bonus: the all new Teabaggers Gone Wild DVD, jam-packed with INCREDIBLE BIRTHER MADNESS!
VIDEO: Various townhall being disrupted, cutting to Crazy Eileen at the Mike Castle town hall.
TEABAGGER: He's not an American citizen, he is a citizen of Kenya.
VIDEO: Castle Town hall, Teabaggers Gone Wild video on inset.
NARRATOR: Plus, if you order in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in another free bonus -- a verified replica of Barack Obama's ACTUAL KENYAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE. That's three great values for one low, low price.
VIDEO: More teabaggers at townhalls.
CASTLE: If you're referring to the President, he is a citizen of the United States.
VIDEO: Crowd boos.
NARRATOR: Disclaimer: Offer valid for health insurance industry lobbyists and shills only. Donations gratefully accepted by GOP.
VIDEO: Townhall, and DVD cover for Townhalls Gone Wild.