School began not a moment too soon. The depth of America’s stupidity is incalculable because we’re too dim-witted to calculate. Sometimes I don't even know why I bothered dodging the draft for this ignorant nation.
President Obama delivered an address to students. Some parents kept their kids away, because classrooms are no place to put ideas into a child’s head.
The Americans angriest over education always seem to be the ones so desperately in need of one. I was taught never be ashamed of what you don’t know. Now children are taught to be proud of what you don’t know. There’s one silver lining to the mortgage meltdown. You can’t home school when there’s no home.
Maybe Presidents shouldn't talk to elementary school students. When Bush tried it the Twin Towers fell. But I’m pretty certain had America been attacked Tuesday Obama wouldn’t have stewed for seven minutes in his own bowel movement waiting for instructions.
I digress. Children will survive Obama, and even having a lousy teacher. In fact having a knothead for a teacher is the best MBA money can buy because it prepares students for corporate America. My children are thoroughly prepared for corporate America because they are constantly exposed to an idiot. Me.
Wingnut parents, go ahead, call Barack Obama a communist hell bent on cramming socialized medicine down your throats. Feel free to side with corporate America. But for your sake, I hope you’re earning more than $300,000 a year. If not check your earnings to debt ratio. Obama’s the communist, but you’re the one completely in the red. Which makes you what Stalin called a "useful idiot." Because if you make under $300,000, but oppose the Public Option you are nothing more than a loyal foot soldier in the war against you.
That's why Public Option should be taken off the table and replaced with Single Payer. And that single payer should be Lloyd Craig Blankfein the CEO & Chairman of Goldman Sachs.
OK. Class Warfare dismissed.