Read any good books lately? Well, it just so happens that the Netroots Nation Auction has a plethora of progressive reading choices. As a former member of Idiot America, (or NMBLA), you must exercise the Conscience of a Liberal even if that means Taking the Hill Personally. So while King Bidgood's in the Bathtub you can take advantage of his absence and swoop upon some of these bargains.
Let the birthers bid on the Dancing Deer baked goods to inspire the mother of all sugar rushes before they storm the next healthcare town hall showing Blind Trust in their leadership. You Know Your Power to pass the Perscription for Real Healthcare Reform. There are at least 50 Ways You Can Help Obama Change America and help work towards a Green Collar Economy. Let the naysayers make their Royal Escape to Nixonland. You and I will take them behind The Shack and explain how This is Your Country on Drugs and they need to abandon The Audacity of Greed and Rethink Afghanistan. We all have to make the change because the buck stops here. After all, Even Bears Can Learn to Tango.
So visit the Netroots Nation Auction and support a good cause. You don't want to end up being just another trophy.