Let's have some fun at their expense. It really is this simple:
Everything I know about right-wing politics, I learned from my 2nd grader.
- Even though the rules say I can't, even though everybody thinks it's wrong, I'm going to do it anyway (in an airport public restroom, with a Congressional page, a Senatorial office staffer, or even secretly on a trip to Argentina).
- If my friends say there's spider eggs in bubble gum, and their friends say there's spider eggs in bubble gum, there must be spider eggs in bubble gum (or - say - President Obama wasn't born in the US, or something like that).
- If somebody is different than you, make fun of them and beat them up (insert minority group here).
- If somebody isn't as cool as you, or needs your help, make fun of them and beat them up (and take away their healthcare).
- If an idea is too difficult for you to understand, make fun of it and play a war game instead (Diplomacy? Who needs diplomacy?).
- Lying is wrong, accept when it's ok to lie and advance my agenda (and we know there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq).
- You can't take anything that's mine, but I can take everything that's yours (don't tax my income, but let me take away your constitutional rights).
- I'm sure having fun when I don't use my brain (You betcha. Also.)!